Just 15 days left until Christmas. I think we all know what that means: time to start shopping!
For all you smart folks out there who didn’t leave it to the last minute, congratulations! You get to rest easy at home while the rest of us procrastinators navigate the crowds in malls.
We’ve decided to try and make things just a bit easier on those who have left things until the last minute: Gift certificates!
From now until December 24, 2013, when you buy a gift certificate for a friend, family member or anyone (besides yourself!), you’ll receive a higher value than what you paid!
These gift certificates are available in two denominations:
1)A gift certificate for $60 costs only $50!
-The purchaser will also get a $10 gift certificate at no additional cost!
2)A gift certificate for $125 costs only $100!
-The purchaser will also get a $15 gift certificate at no additional cost!
Take advantage of this deal, some conditions apply. See in store for details.
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And then there is the art of hinting. Often we have problems finding or seeking an appropriate Christmas gift. Here are a few hints on hinting.
" Honey, isn’t there a way to stack these bottles so that they don’t tip over whilst drying?"
"Probably"
(Bottle trees are only $24.95)
"Sweetie, there must be a way to wash out that deposit at the bottom of the bottles"
"There probably is"
(brass pressure washers $12.95)
"Darling, remember that Chilean we had a while back?"
"Red wasn’t it"?
"Sure, I think it was MErlot"
(KenRidge Showcase Chilean Merlot $93.95 [batches of 28 bottles work out to $3.40 each!])
Happy Holidays to all!